#$%&!!!!!

I, Jeremiah Cox now proclaim that Tuesday, March 28 will live in vain and be known as "Black Tuesday".

band names

I'm going to start a band.
I'm also going to have the band name pay homage to my one of my favorite TV shows. The following are possible band names for my guitar band. Let's see if you can guess what names go with what shows...

1. Temocyle
2. Gobias
3. The Paper Merchants
4. 4 8 15 16 23 42
5. Jeremiah and the Sintox Nerves
6. Operation Hot Mother
7. Wyndem and Hogg

Episode 5

**The Spring Training Show** In the 5th episode, Jeremiah and Tim "discuss" the upcoming baseball season. They predict the outcome of each division, talk about the WBC, and do a position-by-position comparison of the Cubs and Cardinals. For those who are brave enough to actually listen to the entire 57 minutes, hear the password, be the first to e-mail it to thejeremiahcoxshow@gmail.com and you can win a The Jeremiah Cox Show t-shirt and a mug! You can download Episode 5 off iTunes or here.

peace!

R.I.P.
9/05 - 3/06

ding!

Kortny and I were in the mood for some sugar cookies to eat during 24 on Monday. Having never made sugar cookies from *scratch* before, like typical Generation "Y"ers, we looked up the recipe on the internet. I almost felt like no matter how good the cookies turned out, they would not taste as good to me because they were derived from The Internet.

Sure enough, we made the cookies, sat down for some Jack Bauer and bit into our sugary creation. If you ever take anything I say as Gospel truth, take this:

They were the hardest cookies ever created by man.

I'm talking, when you drop one on a plate, you seriously worry for the life of your plate. HARD COOKIES. So what did we do with them?

*Throw them away?
No. I don't want to choke some animal that may go through our garbage outside.

*Put them down the garbage disposal?
No. I don't feel like paying my apartment to replace it.

*Burn them?
I don't have a blowtorch...do you?

*Take them to school, place them on a saucer in the middle of the table in the teacher's lounge with a note that says, "Sugar Cookies!! Enjoy!"

Yes.

All-Young team

The players had to meet one of the three following criteria...
- 25 years old or younger
- Played 2 1/2 years or less in the majors
- Going to be a rookie this year (projected awesomeness)

Catcher- Yadier Molina (Cardinals)
1st Base - Prince Fielder (Brewers)
2nd Base - Jorge Cantu (Devil Rays)
Short Stop - J.J. Hardy (Brewers)
Third Base - David Wright (Mets)
Left Field - Matt Murton (Cubs)
Center Field - Grady Sizemore (Indians)
Right Field - Matt Holliday (Rockies)

Starting Rotation
- Jake Peavey (Padres)
- Rich Harden (A's)
- Zach Duke (Pirates)
- Dan Haren (A's)
- Anthony Reyes (Cardinals)

Closer
- Huston Street (A's)

Congrats to those who made this team. You are young, and you are good.

the magic of editing...

Well done, college students with nothing else to do...well done.

gross.

Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but I think one would die a fool's death about 15 minutes after consuming this monstrosity.

"The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create “Baseball’s Best Burger.” The burger, which was introduced at Gateway’s December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut."

I'm all for a bacon cheese burger...but hamburger, bacon, cheese and doughnut?



Yes, please.

Top TV characters...

***Programming note*****
Episode 4 of The Jeremiah Cox Show in previous post
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The hole in my heart that has been left by Arrested Development is being temporarily band-aided by 24. Anyone who does not watch this show is missing some of the best TV. Forget CSI-Toledo, Greys, The War at Home...all that. The only show that can come close to 24 in terms of quality, story line, and twists is Lost. But even considering how much I love Lost, I would choose to watch 24 over it if the two aired at the same time.

Last night's 2-hour 24 blew my pants off, and I'm still not wearing any out of respect for last night's episode.

I think if I could make any television character come to life, Jack Bauer would be atop my list. Who else is on my list? You ask and you shall receive...

List of TV characters I would like to see become real-life people

1. Jack Bauer (24)
2. Buster Bluth (Arrested Development)
3. David Brent (The Office - BBC)
4. GOB Bluth (Arrested Development)
5. Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
6. Carlton Banks (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
7. Kelly Kapowski (Saved by the Bell)
8. Newman (Seinfeld)
9. Gareth Keenan (The Office - BBC)
10. John Locke (Lost)


"I'm Jack freaking Bauer and there's nothing you can do about it." *






* Not an actual quote. This is the author's interpretation of how ridiculously awesome Jack Bauer is.

Episode 4

In the 4th installment of The Jeremiah Cox show, Jeremiah makes a noun into a verb, finds out what "titular head" means, and answers his e-mail. Ricky Gervais may be charging for his podcasts, but Jeremiah will only charge your heart. You can download the lasts episode at iTunes or here.